you eat, you're fat. you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic. you don't drink, you're a pussy. you read, you're a nerd. you don't read, you're stupid. you tell a secret, you're a attention seeker. you don't tell a secret, you're still a attention seeker. you let someone in, you a're easy. you don't let someone in, you're too uptight. you smoke, you think you're cool. you don't smoke, you're a loser. you had sex, you're a slut. you haven't hade sex, you're a frigid little bitch. you wear make up, you're a slag.  you don't wear make up, you're ugly.

You can't please anyone. ever.